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MCCAIN EBAYS GOVERNMENT SECRETS
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an attempt to boost his chances, McCain offered to fix the economy by selling secret government artifacts on Ebay. Unfortunately, the maverick senator doesn’t quite get computers...
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NUGGET OF JESUS
IOWA CITY, IA – A chicken nugget has been discovered in the shape of the Sacred Heart of Jesus! A peculiar item has been spotted on eBay, a chicken nugget in the shape of the Sacred Heart of Jesus....
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CHARLES MANSON WRITES A CHILDREN’S BOOK
SEATTLE , WA – Amazon has come under fire again for its decision to carry yet another controversial book. In recent news, the internet retail powerhouse was scrutinized for its decision to carry, The...
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JESUS CHRIST IN THREE-CHEESE PIZZA
BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm. At Posh Pizza in New Farm, Brisbane, which is located in the city’s Fortitude Valley, Jesus Christ appeared in...
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QUEEN ELIZABETH SELLS HER BLOOMERS
TMZ reports that Queen Elizabeth’s dirty, old undies have a new home, because a mystery panty lover bought them at an Internet auction for $48k. The Royal knickers were thought to be placed on eBay by...
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500-HP BUGGY!
A 500 horsepower buggy takes on a one of the world’s most treacherous rock wall – Viagra Hill! Shelby Tanner got into a 500-hp blue buggy and traversed the most treacherous terrain available. Shelby...
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